People Shared Text Messages That Made Us Raise an Eyebrow

Ah, astrology – you either loathe it, dismiss it as inane poppycock, or adamantly apply it to your life in every way. There is no happy medium! Anyway, this person decided they wouldn’t mesh well with poor Dan, whose Aquarian nature would surely impede the blossoming relationship. The Age of Aquarius, indeed!

“So, I checked your astrology chart on Snapchat and saw that you’re an Aquarius. I haven’t really had the best of relationships with them and in the past it’s all ended in pain and me being more hurt than before.” Dan’s response is golden. “Oh, okay. Can you Venmo me $42 for the movies and dinner?” Talk about a power comeback!