#9: Puked a Response
“Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest,” one dude texts to his crush after they give him permission to “ask away” a question. Naturally, as anyone would, their knee-jerk reaction upon hearing the query was to vomit. “Puked in my mouth reading this,” they responded.

We don’t blame them. It’s a corny pickup line; however, it might work on some impressionable young adults new to the dating scene. That said, there’s a good chance this person was joking around – perhaps they have a dry sense of humor. Regardless, it’s a creative way to ask someone out.