#55: My Bad
When you have the opportunity to “shoot your shot,” you go for it. Carpe diem! Seize the day! The worst the other person can say is “no,” right? This courageous human did just that. They messaged the one with whom they were smitten. “I’m here to shoot my shot cause you said so,” they said.
“I know I said ‘I’m desperate,’ but I’m not THAT desperate, lol,” the crush replied. After saying “Oh, my bad,” thereby transferring the guilt to themselves, the crush plunged the knife ever deeper into the lovelorn person’s heart, “yeah it is.” Couldn’t they just leave it at “my bad”?