People Shared Text Messages That Made Us Raise an Eyebrow

Ah, pickup lines. The way to some folks’ hearts. For others, however, it’s the fast track to No Way Town. This person decided to test out a line on a potential suitor. “Are you a loan cause you’re gaining my interest,” they said. The response? “LOL; killed it. My turn? Are you a banker because leave me a loan.”

We have to admit, that last one is pitch-perfect. Certainly leagues better than the first pickup line. Granted, telling someone to leave you alone isn’t exactly a come-on, but it’s hysterical nonetheless. We’re hoping the initial texter adhered to the recipient’s wishes and left them alone. Well, alone, not a loan. Or maybe both.