#8: Leave Me a-Loan
Ah, pickup lines. The way to some folks’ hearts. For others, however, it’s the fast track to No Way Town. This person decided to test out a line on a potential suitor. “Are you a loan cause you’re gaining my interest,” they said. The response? “LOL; killed it. My turn? Are you a banker because leave me a loan.”
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We have to admit, that last one is pitch-perfect. Certainly leagues better than the first pickup line. Granted, telling someone to leave you alone isn’t exactly a come-on, but it’s hysterical nonetheless. We’re hoping the initial texter adhered to the recipient’s wishes and left them alone. Well, alone, not a loan. Or maybe both.