#52: Not Close Enough
Texting with exes can be tricky, especially if one of them still pines for the other. Just ask the texters showcased in the exchange below. “You’ll never guess what I’m doing right now,” the convo starter shared. “Hopefully dying,” was the response. “Close,” the grey texter shot back. However, blue texter got in the last words.

“Not close enough,” they retorted. Boom! Grey texter, do you need some aloe for that burn? Considering how early in the morning this took place, something tells us the initial texter might still harbor feelings for the recipient. But blue texter has moved on, and rightfully so.