People Shared Text Messages That Made Us Raise an Eyebrow

You’ve got to love a good dad joke. Kelsey might be tired of her father’s dad jokes, but we’re loving it. She wanted to know if her dad was free for a quick call, so she texted, “can you talk real quick?” He took her question too literally, and replied, “not like an auctioneer but I can talk faster than normal if I try really hard.”

Touché, dad. Kelsey should have known to phrase her question differently. Do auctioneers talk really fast? Is that a thing? We’d like to know how fast this dad can talk. I’m sure this isn’t the response Kelsey was expecting, and if she was in a rush, she probably didn’t find it very amusing, but we enjoyed this very much.