Feeding Fido
We hope you’re not done reading about poop stories, because we have another one that might fascinate (or disgust) you. The OP’s mother’s friend’s daughter supposedly dropped a dookie in the backyard, which was immediately gobbled up by their furry four-legged friend.
First of all, you can tell it was actually the OP who did this as a kid by how they’re trying to disassociate themselves from the story. Anyway, after the first time old Fido ate the kid’s turd, she decided that she’d feed the dog regularly by way of going about her business in the backyard. We wonder how long this went for before the OP’s mother’s friend (see what we mean?) realized what was going on.