In a Way, It’s Your Fault, Mom
If our parents didn’t want up picking up “ladies of the night” in GTA: San Andreas, they shouldn’t have gotten us the game in the first place. And if mom didn’t want her son throwing ninja stars in their room and leaving around 300 tiny holes on the walls, she shouldn’t have gotten the OP four ninja stars.
Kids are supposed to be illogical beings who act without thinking. It’s the parents’ job to do the thinking for their kids by only not getting them ninja stars. What was the mom thinking, getting sharp metal objects that can pierce drywall, let alone skin?