Karens Ruining All the Fun
Why do Karens have to ruin everything? First, they won’t let retail workers do their job without bugging the heck out of them every chance they get. Now, they won’t let two six-year-old kids have a contest to see who can pee the farthest? It’s outrageous, we tell you!
Just in case you didn’t know, we were just kidding. It’s never okay to pee from the third-story window and risk spraying your Mountain Dew all over some poor passerby. But the very least the Karen could’ve done was let the OP and their friend measure their pee distances to see who won. Is that too much to ask?