“Hey, uh… Did you finish the laundry?”
There are so many things wrong with this story, we don’t even know where to begin, but we’ll give it a try. The first mistake is that this girl was already in the eighth grade and should’ve known better. The second mistake is setting up lit candles in a basement without adult supervision.
But what makes us cringe out of embarrassment for the OP is how she and her friend practiced performing CPR on a couch. And if that wasn’t bad enough, her mother came downstairs right at that moment and saw her daughter and her friend practically making out with an inanimate object. Good thing mom had enough sense not to bring it up at that moment.