What About the Leopards?
BEWARE OF FALLING DEER. Wow, what sort of horrific forest has the carcasses of deer falling from the heavens? We thought the worst thing that could happen is totaling your car after crashing into an immobile deer, but boy, were we wrong. How on Earth do deer end up in the skies, anyway?
Leopards conceal… Oh, oh, no. Why is this nonsense about deer in capital letters when the real hol-up fact of the matter is that there are freaking leopards roaming about? Sooner or later, someone will have to put up a new sign about FALLING HUMAN REMAINS or something.