He Was Here a Moment Ago
Here’s a very important question everyone needs to ask themselves right now. Where are your kids? Are they behind you, watching TV? Or maybe you’re rocking them on your lap as you’re reading. The important thing is to know where they are and to keep them away from riding lawnmowers.
We truly hate that someone had to make this sign. If someone did accidentally shave their child’s head with a lawnmower, they deserve to lose parental rights from now until the end of time. We feel that this sign applies specifically to those who love lawnmower racing, though we could be wrong.