#19: Absolutely No Playing Celine Dion
There are certain songs that are way too overplayed. The Titanic theme song by Celine Dion is one of those songs. Every music store employee is no doubt used to hearing the familiar chords of “My Heart Will Go On” over and over again as customers test out pianos and keyboards. It must get really old, really fast.
We don’t blame the store’s employees for putting up this specific sign. A person can only hear someone try and fail to hit the same notes as Celine so many times. Some customers are undoubtedly heartbroken by this rule, but their hearts must go on and find a new song to play.