“No Dogs or Golf”: Odd Rules That Raise Too Many Questions

Everything about this oddly specific sign is confusing. It reads “no dogs or golf” and seems to be mounted on a chainlink fence entryway. What could have possibly happened to cause this sign to become a site requirement? We can only speculate. Hopefully, it was one grand, completely unhinged incident that involved cute dogs and a heated golf competition. 

Perhaps someone tried to teach their dog how to golf, only to result in the catastrophic destruction of property. Or, maybe the owner of this business hates furry friends and golf clubs. Whatever the reason, these two seemingly unrelated subjects are forever banned from passing through the chainlink entryway. Sorry, Fido and Tiger Woods.