“No Dogs or Golf”: Odd Rules That Raise Too Many Questions

Inflation is a pretty common small-talk topic these days, but this gas station attendant has had enough. He kept hearing the same reaction to his gas prices, so he decided to create a new rule. Customers are not allowed to say that very specific, gosh-darn word when they check out at the register. We all know it’s expensive, so give it a rest. 

Judging from the expression on that man’s face, he’s heard that line too many times to count. He’s sick of hearing the same old tired joke that customers think is original and funny. This guy’s just trying to get through his day and go home, so let’s all give him a break and follow the sign’s directions.