Rainbow Pup
This pug has a secret to divulge: “I eat crayons and poop rainbows,” he reveals. What’s wrong with defecating rainbows? That sounds like the dream! Do Lucky Charms soar out of his bum? That’s the only thing that would make this scenario exponentially better. Eating crayons may not be ideal, but the outcome is!
And look at his little plump face! He knows what he did. Poop is gross, but we’re also curious to see if consuming crayons actually affects the hue of your poo. We don’t need samples, more of an inner curiosity that will never be sated, and that’s okay with us.