The Pizza Thief
This beyond precious canine is apparently guilty of Pizza Consumption. A very real law that we didn’t make up. The image below says, “I waited until my human left the room and ate an entire family-sized pizza by myself.” We see the remnants of an empty pizza box as evidence, and even the carton is slightly chewed.

This pooch appears to be experiencing a mixture of guilt and pleasure. Pleased that he consumed a whole pizza in one sitting, which is quite impressive given his small stature. Guilty because he did something wrong and his humans are probably irritated with him. But we love him all the same. You do you, doggy!