May I Have Some Corn, Please?
Some squirrels get all the corn! This person reveals that an albino squirrel comes to their door every day and begs for corn … of all things. Firstly, we’ve never seen an albino squirrel before, so that’s a first, and we must say, she’s a cutie. Secondly, corn is an interesting food choice. Whatever happened to acorns?
We apologize for the stereotype, Squirrely. Perhaps this person had corn outside one day and the squirrel took notice. And mental notes! Then, she continuously stopped by each day in her persistent quest to find corn. Does she prefer it on the cob or off? These are the questions that keep us up at night.