Gluttonous Pan
Apparently, Pan is a glutton. Just look at the flyer below for proof! Said flyer boasts the following: “Pan is a glutton. Do not be fooled. Please do not feed him. The vet bills are extraordinary.” But look at him! Pan is a genuine cutie with a bootie, lying there sunbathing without a care in the world.

How can we not feed him? His tummy looks positively comfy. Like a pillow, or a cloud. However, health issues are serious business. Keeping animals in shape helps with longevity. Extending their lives. Pan deserves to live as long as possible. Long live Pan! Let’s feed him healthy cat treats instead of bacon.