Random Animal Shenanigans That Made Us Giggle

Apparently, this chicken is a “freeloading slacker.” Well, according to their owner. “My owner had to buy eggs at the grocery store because I’m a freeloading slacker,” the poster says. Well, it’s not her fault! Maybe she’s not in the mood to produce an overabundance of eggs on order.

We’ve all been there. Too exhausted to produce eggs for our owner. Of course, this is all in jest. We’d have a pet chicken just because. We would want her to feel respected. Vital. But not for her egg-producing abilities, but for her companionship. And her impeccable pecking skills.