Who Needs a Bed?
Your humans decide to spend 100 dollars on a nice doggy bed for you, to make you feel pampered and special So, what do you do? Sleep on the floor, of course! The only reasonable thing. Nothing is better than resting your head on a 100-dollar dog bed while the rest of your body lays on the hardwood. Mom and dad think so!
Hey, it technically wasn’t frivolous spending on your collective part, paw-rents. That money wasn’t for naught. It makes a mighty nice pillow for Sammy’s noggin! Just think – maybe someday he’ll try out the bed for size. Perhaps you can use it as a bum cushion until that day. Or a floor pillow!