The Faker
“I only pretend to go potty outside just to get a treat.” Apparently, this adorably piggy is being accused of the aforementioned crime that’s punishable with an overabundance of tasty treats. We’re never going to stop treating you, Babe. You’ve got us hook, line, and sinker. All the treats for you!
Again, we reiterate for the umpteenth time, look at that face. Are you telling us you wouldn’t just supply him treats 24 hours a day, seven days a week? Regardless of the bathroom situation, he deserves to be plied with goodies for all eternity. Good boy. The best piggy ever.