You Become the Very Thing You Swore to Defeat
Do you remember the last time you genuinely enjoyed watching the Fourth of July fireworks show? If you don’t, then you probably have children (or pets). Fireworks, as glorious and stunningly beautiful as they are, are a source of annoyance to new parents since they can jolt a baby out of their slumber.
That means spending another two to three hours trying to lull them back to sleep. And you can’t just march down to the Department of Firework Shows and complain. They’re just going to call you a Karen for crying about something that happens every year. Get used to it.