Yeah, No More Fun Time
Parents know how hard it is to get some alone time when there are kids in the picture. However, there are brief moments where the kids are asleep that mom and dad can get down and do the deed. You know what “deed” we’re talking about. Boing-chicka-boing-boing chicka-boing-boing.
Anyway, moms and dads should have a safe word to stop what they’re doing and revert to their default parent settings. For most people, it’s “What’sthatnoiseohnothekidsareawake!” You have to get dressed back up and act like you weren’t thoroughly enjoying yourselves like you could freely do before you had kids. Man, kids are the biggest block of all time.