Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken Before
To everyone who got their home just right before delivering their baby, enjoy it before she goes into labor. You probably spent a fortune to build a home that you’re proud of, but as soon as your child learns how to walk, everything—and we mean everything—becomes a canvas.

Your walls will get covered in gross fingerprints and paint, there will be hard spots on your carpet from old chewing gum, and your TV? You better find a way to mount it six feet high, otherwise, it’ll end up like the one in this picture. We can hear the anguished screams from here.